Colossal Fruit Loops: An Epic Adventure

So, I'm eating some Colossal Fruit Loops and every time I have a kid's cereal I do the puzzle on the back. It's mandatory. So, I start this one and within three minutes I'm fucking clueless on what to do. It was a true outrage and crime against society.
So I gave Kellog's a piece of my mind. I wrote them a message through their website:

Dear sirs,
I am nineteen years old and enjoy puzzles on the back of your cereal boxes. They are always delightful and fun and make me feel a tad bit smarter. Needless to say I am a community college student. But this particular puzzle on the back of my Colossal Fruit Loops is just too much. I could hardly figure it out myself...in fact, I made an error in pen, therefore cannot complete it. I feel unaccomplished and ashamed. Now imagine how a child would feel if he could not complete the colossal fruit loop. I don't expect anything more than an apology and the promise that the future puzzles will be easier.


I will keep you updated on any response. We will fight this wrong together.

An Inspirational Quote of the Day:

(sitting in the car with my father, he says the phrase "shits and giggles." Immediately after...)

dad: ...I hate that phrase. Who the fuck shits and giggles at the same time? I sure as hell don't.

~This has been your inspirational quote for the day~

Amazon.com's Unwanted Products: Part Two

Yeah. remember the lesson from the last entry? to clear out your Cookies? I clearly did not learn it.







Goddamnit, why are anal products still so funny...I'm partial to the cameo of Shock Treatment in this.

I think we should have a contest for funniest screen capture from Amazon.com...that'd be neat

I don't want that, Amazon.com! Let me be!

I was on www.thesneeze.com and I saw his little ad for Amazon and it had an anal douche on it with a caption that said "make it sparkle!" I thought that was relatively funny so I clicked it. I wanted to fully comphrend the use of an anal douche. It was as funny as expected.
So I exit amazon and about an hour later I go back on to look up a price on a CD and now this is on my main page:



Maybe Im just immature..but I nearly peed myself when seeing THAT as the first thing on Amazon.com. I like the percentages too. The home enema bag is quite popular!!
I actually considered browsing to see if there was actually a used section, but I might not be able to handle it.
The lesson today: always remember to clear out Cookies on the computer. Otherwise you might be staring point blank down the barrel of an anal douche bulb.

I wish that the Burger King mask was not sold anywhere and that I could get through this halloween without worrying about marissa or bill chasing me or hovering over my bed with the mask on and a knife in their hand or something.

and Jambi...if I could have one more wish, could you not be so flamboyant and gay?
"only one wish a day, Toni."