Bring it back to early 2006...

As promised, but a day late, is my first ever comedy blog that became nothing but a faded memory when I deleted my first blog. So, for your enjoyment (and your mom's), here is a classic fable for the ages.


It was a cold, stormy night. Nobody was home and I had once again fallen asleep with the remote control on my head.



I find it a comfort zone, really.


Suddenly, I heard a loud CLACK CLACK CLACK.



I peered to the left, even though the sound was diretly behind me. I could see nothing out of the ordinary. So I shrugged and made an apathetic face.



See. It's sort of apathetic. I shouldn't show that much concern...anyway...

Something told me that there was someone or something here. I knew that I should investigate or just simply turn around. I did the most logical thing -





CLACK CLACK CLACK.

Okay, something was really disturbing my sleep and it's starting to get personal.




I slowly pulled myself up to peer over the chair. My heart began beating faster. Now I was worried. Seriously, no more sarcasm. This was some scary shit.
I stared at the bar in the corner of the living room and noticed a mysterious presence...




I was too far away to make out what exactly was perched on my bar. I squinted my eyes and in an instant, I knew immediately what it was....




(I was so shocked that I took a cute Myspace angles pic to cherish and possibly get some comments on.)

I knew what it was now. Oh god, why? Why in my town? Why in my house? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?!!!