Wednesday, February 7, 2007

I think R. Kelly is in my closet...

I was talking about R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" with Steve and he didn't know what it was. Just for shits and giggles, i decided to download it and really give it a listen.

right now im on part one through five. I'm crying laughing...who's fucking marketing idea was this?

"R. Kelly, I have this great idea. your pedo-pissing video didnt work out that well. shame. But I've got an idea for you, now sit down, because you'll just want to jump right back up. how about an opera? A very long, very stupid, repetitive opera. There will be only one loop of music and just get really drunk and say whatever you can imagine. we'll make millions. The nine year olds will be flocking to you."

once i heard "shit, think. Shit, think. shit, think." i started dying. I say we have a new drinking game. Whenever R. Kelly says 'bitch' in this little ditty of his, you take a shot. we'll be drunk before part six.

now im lost...i've been writing this and I stopped paying attention... someone else is comign upstairs and its some chick...he's evidently going to shoot everyone if they dont talk. R. KELLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! IM SO CONFUSED! STAY IN THE CLOSET.

...i think i may download all of it. Im really getting a kick out of this. Notice i said download. for free. and not give him any money.

Chuck just came in. this bitch is really sleepin with lotsa guys here..*takes a shot*